Category Archives: Funny

I speak fluently in movie quotes

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I feel sorry for people who dont drink

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I drink beer on days that end in Y

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Everyone is entitled to my opinion

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Do you believe in love at first sight

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I am not doing shit today! Checked

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I do not get drunk – I get awesome

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only boring people are bored

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if women ruled the world

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I don’t have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem

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