Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.
– George Carlin
Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.
– George Carlin
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
– George Carlin
I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don’t trust any organization that has a handbook.
– George Carlin
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
– George Carlin