Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here

Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.

– George Carlin

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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately

I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

– George Carlin

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I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don’t trust any organization that has a handbook

I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don’t trust any organization that has a handbook.

– George Carlin

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Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

– George Carlin

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famous Lil Wayne Quotes – Sometimes I wanna drop a tear but no emotions from a king

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How I met your mother – Marshall – All hail beercules

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Every exit is an entrance somewhere else

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Barney Quotes

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Get your ass in my bed

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Barney Stinson

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