Alcohol – Because no good story starts with
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George Carlin – I wanna live. I don’t wanna die
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One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired
One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
– George Carlin
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If you’ve got a cat and a leg, you’ve got a happy cat.
If you’ve got a cat and a leg, you’ve got a happy cat. If you’ve got a cat and two legs, you’ve got a party.
– George Carlin
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When someone says you have changed it simply means you have stopped living
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If people are good only for reward – Albert Einstein
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We’ve added years to life – George Carlin
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