The best thing about living at the water’s edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.
– George Carlin
The best thing about living at the water’s edge
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In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.
In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.
– George Carlin
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If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense?
If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense?
– George Carlin
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
– George Carlin
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When one door closes another opens
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The Dictator Quotes – My favorite shows are Wadiyan. We have our versions
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Quotes from the Dictator – Megan Fox A ruby. What am I, a kardashian
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Don’t write your name on sand, waves will wash it away
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