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You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.

Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply awful.

If at first you don’t succeed — give up! No use being a damn idiot.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

There are two kinds of pedestrians — the quick and the dead.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

If everything is going well, you don’t know what the hell is going on.

If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.