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Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.” – George Carlin
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Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”? – George Carlin
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I love and treasure individuals as I meet them
I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to. – George Carlin
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Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter
Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter. – George Carlin
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. – George Carlin
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I’ve never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade
I’ve never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade. – George Carlin
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One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired
One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired. – George Carlin
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If you’ve got a cat and a leg, you’ve got a happy cat.
If you’ve got a cat and a leg, you’ve got a happy cat. If you’ve got a cat and two legs, you’ve got a party. – George Carlin
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music. – George Carlin
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The best thing about living at the water’s edge
The best thing about living at the water’s edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash. – George Carlin
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