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If at first you don’t succeed — give up! No use being a damn idiot.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

There are two kinds of pedestrians — the quick and the dead.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

If everything is going well, you don’t know what the hell is going on.

If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

The only difference between success and failure is the ability to take action. – Alexander Grahm Bell

Hope doesn’t guarantee anything – hard work does.