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If at first you don’t succeed — give up! No use being a damn idiot.

If at first you don’t succeed — give up! No use being a damn idiot.

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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

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There are two kinds of pedestrians — the quick and the dead.

There are two kinds of pedestrians — the quick and the dead.

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It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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If everything is going well, you don’t know what the hell is going on.

If everything is going well, you don’t know what the hell is going on.

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If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?

If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

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Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

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The only difference between success and failure is the ability to take action

The only difference between success and failure is the ability to take action. – Alexander Grahm Bell

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Hope doesn’t guarantee anything – hard work does

Hope doesn’t guarantee anything – hard work does.

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