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To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes “You look like you’re ready for bed!”

Ah, yes, divorce… from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. Robin Williams

When I was younger, i could remember anything, whether it happened or not. –Mark Twain

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. –Anthony Powell

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts, which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.

People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my 87th birthday, I tell them, a paternity suit.

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

Today, more than ever before, life must be characterized by a sense of Universal responsibility, not only nation to nation and human to human, but also human to other forms of life.